Holy Crap This Still Works.

You know seriously. If this place was a bank they would have taken my house and anything that resembled something which could of fetched anything over a dollar on Ebay. However I'm not dead even though I'm sure their are many who would like to see it as being otherwise, and my life has changed a shitload since my last post to the easter bunny. Which by what I can understand was at least 2 years ago... And no that son of a bitch never replied and I still didn't recieve anything him off him. My lawyer has suggested that I go for half of his property and just call it a day. I suggested I gut him like a pig and he asked me to leave.

I got a new job just recently working at a Pub not too far away. It has 120 staff so I can assume it is safe to say that the place is pretty big. I only recieved the job about a month ago and already I have been offered a raise. I can only think that previous employers I have worked for had told them about the times when I get a twitch in my eye and bring a gun to work after I'm refused a pay increase. However it is a great job and something I have been wanting to get back into. I say that because I have gone through so many jobs in my life already that make me look like I should be 84 with a nest egg big enough to rent out the White House for 15 years. I'll give you a run down from my first ever job to now:

- Domino's Pizza
- Screen Printing (Shirt Designs ETC)
- Factory Hand at a recycling company
- Domino's Pizza
- Painter
- Barman
- Domino's Pizza
- Landscaper
- Concreter
- Cellerman

You know it might look impressive. However when a potential employer takes into account my age it just screams "THIS MAN CANNOT KEEP A JOB AND MAY BE A LIABILITY". Don't get me wrong I didn't get fired from all of those jobs. Some just pissed me off so much that I would do things that would eventually ge....... well get me fired.

However now I can happily say I have found a job which matches me perfectly. I get to work around a shitload of alcohol and get paid for it. Take that Dean Martin.

Anyway I'm gonna go and watch a bit of Iron Chef.

Stay in School

Mig.